What would I pay someone to do?

Payperpost.com has connected bloggers and advertisers. I get paid to review or create a buzz about certain products and services. So the question has been asked, "What would I pay someone to do?". Well, first I would pay someone to clean my house. I would prefer they just do the dishes and laundry. Oh, and I would love to pay someone to talk to my teenage daughter. Since I can't say anything that makes sense to her, it would be worth it to have a translator of the "teenager language". I would imagine this person would be fluent in the "rollin the eyes" dialect as well as the different tones of "Mommmmmm!" dialect. Well, if that never happens at least I still Get Paid For Blogging.