What is PayPerPost, really?

This is what I heard...
Payperpost is actually not a company that just wants you to put ads on blogs . Payperpost is actually a band of traveling snake thieves that go from door to do (or blog to blog) trying to find people to promote their evil plan to take over the world. I am not sure why they are snake thieves but that is what I heard. Not only will they steal your snake (if you have one) but they will force you to post blogs about the benefits of washing your feet with loofa pads. They are just sick minded midgets. Did I mention they are midgets?

Maybe, I shouldn't believe everything I hear.